Yesterday, I was writing at Starbucks when a man walked in wearing pajama bottoms with polar bears all over them. He was talking loudly on his cell phone. I shot daggers at him with my eyes, but he remained impervious. I resorted to my only other weapon... Twitter.
Pajama bottoms in public, I wrote. Please, God, make this trend go awayyyyyyy,
To read the rest of "The Great Pajama Drama", head over to Lindsay Ferrier's new column at The Stir by CafeMom.