When your fashion sense steers you wrong, console yourself with the knowledge that you will never go this far off course. Paris's t-shirt, hat and boots should never be worn by any woman over the age of 21. Too often, it seems she has far more dollars than sense!
To read the rest of "Ick: Paris Gives Aspen Pink Eye", head over to Lindsay Ferrier's new column at The Stir by CafeMom.
