It pains me greatly to show you this picture because I really like Salma Hayek and ordinarily, I also like her style.
But this dress. Ohhhhhh. This dress. What the HELL, Salma. It looks like your... your... innards are painted on it. And I'm assuming your hips aren't actually as big as the fabric makes them appear.
To read the rest of "Horrors: Salma Hayek", head over to Lindsay Ferrier's new column at The Stir by CafeMom.